Dedicated to the Afternoon Shift (with apologies to Dr. Seuss).
There are no sox in Intox
And Beezle said “oh dear”
We’re out of almost every size
And I’ve searched far and near!
Without the sox in Intox
Or any other “hose”,
The workers may have heart attacks
From all the smelly toes!
But wait, an announcement comes
From a speaker near the clock!
We have a huge donation
Out on the loading dock!
The crowd all sings and cheers and claps!
‘Tis such a wonderful sight!
We now have sox in Intox
Ahh! That’s what we need!
By Hans S., DI Adult Care Worker